Here's how it will work:
If requested, a hotel staff-member will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit and slip between your sheets to warm the bed to a cozy 68 degrees. Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it (whew). They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered."
This is the STUPIDEST promotion I have ever heard of.