Bravo titled this episode "Locken Loaded" but I am calling it "Desperately Seeking Solace". This episode was such a downer that there was literally not one funny quip to pull from. NOT ONE. 🔫 This was not a meme-tastic episode. The show was primarily about Brandi's unhappiness in her marriage. Brandi and Bryan had a date night at Texas de Brazil where she confronted him about blowing off the barbecue she hosted for her estranged grandfather. 🍸 Brian was a total "douche" and stared a hole through Brandi as she attempted to communicate about her feelings. Tiffany got pissed off at Marie's texts to her about LeeAnne's behavior and took LeeAnne to confront her about the fact that Marie had been spreading gossip behind LeeAnne’s back. Travis tried to micromanage Stephanie’s plans to redecorate four-year-old Cruz’s bedroom, to which I say, "There's only room for one metrosexual man on this show and it's Mark!" The only bright spot in this episode was Mark's photoshoot of Cary for their website in a bid to attract more business. Raise your hand if you felt completely inadequate looking at Cary's naked body while eating a pint of ice cream. ☝🏼
Next week... I'm baaaaack! Watch for my appearance at Aaron and Tiffany's charity concert at the House of Blues. If you want an insiders look at that event, click here to go back in time. Tune in to the Real Housewives of Dallas every Monday at 10/9c on Bravo.