Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Casting Call: Rich People Wanted

The email read:
I'm trying to track down lavish, high-profile families in the South for a new reality series, which is a mix between "The Real Housewives" and "Dallas."  I am casting nationwide for a successful, high-end family for a new Reality Series for a Major Cable Network. 
We are looking for charismatic, high-profile and elite families who live lavish lifestyles, have outspoken personalities, and who employ housing staff such as: nannies, housekeepers, gardeners, ranch hands, pool men, drivers, personal assistants, massage therapists, personal trainers and dog walkers, etc.  This fun Docu-Series (NOTE: this means it is NOT reality TV) will chronicle their fabulous lives and give the viewers a peak into how the "other half" lives.

Cast of Dallas

A Major Cable Network and Emmy award-winning producers are looking for dynamic, outgoing, high-profile and elite families with housing staff and lots of personality!!
  • Do you live on an equestrian horse or bull ranch, a sprawling estate, historic or plantation home, or in a beautiful mansion?
  • Does your busy lifestyle require you to have nannies, maids, gardeners, drivers, assistants, or ranch hands?
  • Are you and your family full of personality? Would America want to watch a show about you?!


To submit, please email: with:

~ Photos
~ Names
~ Ages and number of children in your family
~ City you live in
~ Contact numbers and e-mail
~ A paragraph about what makes you and your family charismatic, fun and original!!!

Of course, you realize the problem with a casting call like this, is that no one who really fits this bill would be gauche enough to actually participate in a show like this. After all, it's not like they need the money! Unless they just want to piss their family off or have an ego the size of Texas. Which is possible...