Monday, June 11, 2012

Monday Night Mammos

Methodist Dallas Medical Center is pleased to announce Monday Night Mammos, a new, monthly event that will change the way women think about their annual mammograms. For many women, mammograms are an uncomfortable experience.

Ya think!?  I mean they smash your boob between two piece of glass like a dried flower press... not exactly comfortable.

However, at Methodist Dallas, breast care specialists ensure that women feel relaxed, comfortable, and pampered while they take care of their health.

At Monday Night Mammos, women will receive the five-star treatment, beginning the moment they arrive with free valet parking. Soothing aromatherapy, a relaxing chair massage, and a gentle hand rub are next, followed by delicious, light spa cuisine. When it comes time for their mammograms, women are given a soft, warm MammoPad® breast cushion to ensure their comfort. Expert radiologists read the results with the added benefit of Digital ImageChecker® computer aided detection technology which improves early detection. Women receive their results within 24 hours.

I love that they are putting in all this effort for foreplay before they try and get you in the sack. The only thing they left out of this promotion to seal the deal for me is wine. Just sayin'. 

Monday Night Mammos is covered by insurance, with no additional cost for all of the luxurious spa amenities. Most insurance policies will cover one mammogram per year for women aged 40 and up. The cost for an uninsured woman is $266.70. Women who plan to attend should RSVP online and a member of the radiology department will contact them to take their insurance information, in order to make the process smooth and hassle-free when they arrive.

Monday Night Mammos will be held on the following dates:
  • Monday, June 25 
  • Monday, July 30 
  • Monday, August 27 
  • Monday, September 24 
Methodist Dallas Medical Center is one of only three medical centers in Dallas accredited by the National Accreditation Program for Breast Centers, so you know that you will receive the highest level of breast care. For more information or to RSVP for an upcoming Monday Night Mammos event, please visit or call 214-947-3441, option 1.

About Methodist Health System:
Guided by the founding principles of life, learning, and compassion, Methodist Health System (Methodist) provides quality, integrated care to improve and save the lives of individuals and families throughout North Texas.Methodist Dallas Medical Center, Methodist Charlton Medical Center, Methodist Mansfield Medical Center, Methodist Richardson Medical Center, Methodist Midlothian Health Center, and Methodist Family Health Centers are part of the nonprofit Methodist Health System, which is affiliated by covenant with the North Texas Conference of The United Methodist Church. Additional information is available at Connect with them through Facebook, YouTube and Twitter at